Osama lost????? LMAO!!!

**50cal** · 08-25-2004, 08:58 PM

Aug. 24 - The White House claimed a major victory in the war on terror today when Al Qaeda kingpin Osama bin Laden revealed that he no longer knows where he is.
Bin Laden, appearing on a tape broadcast by the Arabic-language Al Jazeera network, said that he had not known his location for months and blamed his current predicament on the Internet mapping site Mapquest.com. "Those Mapquest fools provided me with a map that is next to useless," a visibly angry bin Laden says on the tape. "All it tells me is where the nearest Applebee's is."

Bin Laden says that everywhere he looks there are rocks and caves but "none of them look familiar." At the tape's conclusion, he makes a desperate plea to his followers in Al Qaeda: "If you have any idea where I am right now, please let me know at once."

The bombshell tape served as a morale-booster for many in the U.S. intelligence community since, in the words of one CIA source, "The fact that we don't know where Osama is isn't so embarrassing when you consider that he doesn't know either."

At the White House, President George W. Bush said that bin Laden's current status was the inevitable result of the United States' successful war on terror: "I said I wanted him dead or alive, but I'll settle for lost."

**jdazmum** · 08-25-2004, 10:57 PM

Now this is real funny!!!!! Wonder where he is? What a nutcase and here he's the brain of Al-Queda. I thought I saw him shopping at Basha's over the weekend on the rez, swear that was him. LOL!

**jdazmum** · 09-02-2004, 11:40 PM

Ha,ha,ha. guess no one is interested.

**Kool Breeze** · 09-03-2004, 11:46 AM

LOL! Sounds like an article from theonion.com.

**little wolf** · 09-05-2004, 10:12 AM

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_32.gif Here's Saddam. Now where is Osama?

**jdazmum** · 09-07-2004, 02:24 PM

Heard on CNN last week, the US is hot on his trail and hopefully catch him.

**AngelFeather** · 09-07-2004, 07:53 PM

Osama isnt lost he never was...
I bet you they will find him right before election time...
Bin Ladins and Bush's had a meeting on 911 and well were the ONLY family in the world to fly when there was NO fly zone the day after Sept. 11. Although good that Iraq has been liberated BUT what are they STILL doing there??? WAR is such a dirty nasty time.. all i can say is No i do not agree to it NEVER did... all the people that have to suffer fer the BIG man to save his OWN life.
AngelFeather

SaltRiver Cheyennes · 09-18-2004, 05:56 PM

Osama Bin lootin has been spotted in mexico picking oranges for the government . Cause he's tired of eating camel pie .

Fat Albert · 09-20-2004, 03:06 AM

Hey, 50, they found him...

**50cal** · 09-20-2004, 03:12 AM

LMAO!!!! I was like, really??? Shyt yeah!! Till I saw the 7-11 logo! LMAO! gOOd one.....

08-25-2004, 08:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Peeking thru the closet door in the bedroom of the Big Blue House on da Hill.... Posts: 5,636	Osama lost????? LMAO!!! Aug. 24 - The White House claimed a major victory in the war on terror today when Al Qaeda kingpin Osama bin Laden revealed that he no longer knows where he is. Bin Laden, appearing on a tape broadcast by the Arabic-language Al Jazeera network, said that he had not known his location for months and blamed his current predicament on the Internet mapping site Mapquest.com. "Those Mapquest fools provided me with a map that is next to useless," a visibly angry bin Laden says on the tape. "All it tells me is where the nearest Applebee's is." Bin Laden says that everywhere he looks there are rocks and caves but "none of them look familiar." At the tape's conclusion, he makes a desperate plea to his followers in Al Qaeda: "If you have any idea where I am right now, please let me know at once." The bombshell tape served as a morale-booster for many in the U.S. intelligence community since, in the words of one CIA source, "The fact that we don't know where Osama is isn't so embarrassing when you consider that he doesn't know either." At the White House, President George W. Bush said that bin Laden's current status was the inevitable result of the United States' successful war on terror: "I said I wanted him dead or alive, but I'll settle for lost." __________________

09-02-2004, 11:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
jdazmum lil of this lil of that Join Date: May 2004 Location: Always on the move Posts: 1,167	waa'gineee Ha,ha,ha. guess no one is interested.

09-03-2004, 11:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
Kool Breeze WWW.CYBERREZ.COM Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,109	LOL! Sounds like an article from theonion.com. __________________ Today I'm gonna try really hard to give a $hit about what you have to say.

09-05-2004, 10:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_32.gif Here's Saddam. Now where is Osama? __________________

09-07-2004, 02:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
jdazmum lil of this lil of that Join Date: May 2004 Location: Always on the move Posts: 1,167	Heard on CNN last week, the US is hot on his trail and hopefully catch him. __________________ Your integrity is your destiny… it is the light that guides your way.” -Heraclitus, Greek poet and philosopher

08-25-2004, 10:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
jdazmum lil of this lil of that Join Date: May 2004 Location: Always on the move Posts: 1,167	Now this is real funny!!!!! Wonder where he is? What a nutcase and here he's the brain of Al-Queda. I thought I saw him shopping at Basha's over the weekend on the rez, swear that was him. LOL!

09-07-2004, 07:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,676	Osama caught= another term fer BUSH Osama isnt lost he never was... I bet you they will find him right before election time... Bin Ladins and Bush's had a meeting on 911 and well were the ONLY family in the world to fly when there was NO fly zone the day after Sept. 11. Although good that Iraq has been liberated BUT what are they STILL doing there??? WAR is such a dirty nasty time.. all i can say is No i do not agree to it NEVER did... all the people that have to suffer fer the BIG man to save his OWN life. AngelFeather

09-18-2004, 05:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
SaltRiver Cheyennes Southern Cheyennes of O.K Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: SaltRiver riverbottom Posts: 75	Osama Bin lootin has been spotted in mexico picking oranges for the government . Cause he's tired of eating camel pie .

09-20-2004, 03:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Peeking thru the closet door in the bedroom of the Big Blue House on da Hill.... Posts: 5,636	LMAO!!!! I was like, really??? Shyt yeah!! Till I saw the 7-11 logo! LMAO! gOOd one..... __________________

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