Now thats a True Soccer Goalie

Gah-Gah! · 04-23-2004, 12:13 PM

A soccer goalkeeper was walking along the street one day when he heard screams from a nearby building. He looked up to see smoke billowing from a fourth-floor window and a woman leaning out holding a baby.
"Help ! Help!" screamed the woman, "I need someone to catch my baby!"

A crowd of onlookers had gathered, but none was confident about catching a baby dropped from such a great height. then the goalkeeper, stepped forward. "I'm a professional goalkeeper," he called to the woman. "I'm renonwned for my safe hands. Drop the baby and I will catch it. For me, it will be just like catching a ball."

The woman agreed:"Ok, then. When I drop my baby, treat it as if you were catching a ball."

On a count of three, the woman dropped the baby. Everyone held their breath as the goalkeeper lined himself up to catch it. There was a huge sigh of relief, followed by wild cheering as the goalkeeper caught the baby safely in his arms. Then he bounced it twice on the ground and kicked it 50 yards down the street.

Dezgn8veDriver · 04-23-2004, 01:35 PM

Mike Hewitt.....LMFAO........ :rofl2:. You should send this one to Sammy, he'd get a "kick" out of it....

Gah-Gah! · 04-23-2004, 01:46 PM

Poom Poom Baby!! I already did Sis!! :rocking:

HaliwaSaponiBaby · 04-24-2004, 08:42 AM

LMFAO! never heard that one before...

04-23-2004, 12:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gah-Gah! VOTE ME ~ 4 CALI GOVERNER Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 5 Minute walk from Walmart!! Posts: 660	Now thats a True Soccer Goalie A soccer goalkeeper was walking along the street one day when he heard screams from a nearby building. He looked up to see smoke billowing from a fourth-floor window and a woman leaning out holding a baby. "Help ! Help!" screamed the woman, "I need someone to catch my baby!" A crowd of onlookers had gathered, but none was confident about catching a baby dropped from such a great height. then the goalkeeper, stepped forward. "I'm a professional goalkeeper," he called to the woman. "I'm renonwned for my safe hands. Drop the baby and I will catch it. For me, it will be just like catching a ball." The woman agreed:"Ok, then. When I drop my baby, treat it as if you were catching a ball." On a count of three, the woman dropped the baby. Everyone held their breath as the goalkeeper lined himself up to catch it. There was a huge sigh of relief, followed by wild cheering as the goalkeeper caught the baby safely in his arms. Then he bounced it twice on the ground and kicked it 50 yards down the street. __________________ If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

04-23-2004, 01:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dezgn8veDriver Pork chopsh n appleshaush Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Silicon, not siliCONE, Valley Posts: 628	Mike Hewitt.....LMFAO........ :rofl2:. You should send this one to Sammy, he'd get a "kick" out of it.... __________________ "Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those doing it." ~ Ah nech me hewet ~ :49:

04-23-2004, 01:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gah-Gah! VOTE ME ~ 4 CALI GOVERNER Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 5 Minute walk from Walmart!! Posts: 660	Poom Poom Baby!! I already did Sis!! :rocking: __________________ If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

04-24-2004, 08:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
HaliwaSaponiBaby DanCiN CuTiE! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 30	LMFAO! never heard that one before... __________________ "You only get to live life once, so live it to its fullest!"

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