Magic Genie Grants You Three Pow Wow Wishes!

slysouthernguy · 05-15-2006, 02:16 PM

You are stumbling back to the Super 8 Motel after a long night of 49'n. You trip and fall of an empty bottle of Boone's Farm. When you pick up the stray bottle to throw it at the nearest car for no good reason at all, you STOP!
You realize that there is something different about this bottle, not the fact that it still contains 3ml of liquid left floating in the bottom, but it seems that there is a miniature Indian Man stuck in the bottle (no Lightfoot jokes). You rub the bottle, not to free the small Indian man, but to wipe the dirt away from the mouthpiece in order to drain the bottle. To your amazement, the miniscule skin turns into a full size genie (actually he's only one eighth genie, but his CDIB says he's half). The Indigenie grants you three pow wow wishes.
What are they?

My pow wow wishes: 1) The days of the super drums come to an end. It would stop a lot of smack talking and give opportunity to many more people to learn how to sing.
2)Pow wow committees stop having contests for four years but continue to hold their gatherings simply because it is the communal thing to do. It would be interesting to see how well pow wows would survive without the money. 3) People start speaking the truth, especially to themselves. It is too often that the political hubub surrounding the pow wow world causes people to lie and speak in half truths. "Sure I'll do some beadwork for you." and " I come before you as a humble man." will be stricken from the pow wow dictionary for at least two years until the meanings of such phrases are actually understood.

Honorable Mention Wishes: * Victoria's Secret starts a new line of Ladies pow wow regalia. * We publically humiliate those people who pretend to be honarable Indian people, but who are really just drunks. * Fox puts out a pow wow reality show.

Zorro · 05-15-2006, 02:26 PM

clean portapotties! Or even better, real bathrooms!

**Jibby™** · 05-15-2006, 02:36 PM

1) Nike puts out a line of moccasins for the die-hard powwow dancer. Themed after their "Nike Shox" .. the style would aptly be named "LikeMe Mox?". Instead of the Nike Swoosh, it will proudly adorn a smoke signal shout out to your seamstress.

2) People who talk smack about other people, who could easily put all that wasted time and hatred into the greater good. Like, mass producing moose tongue thongs or something.

3) Nad-busting Wranglers are outlawed.

suthernwaterbird · 05-15-2006, 02:37 PM

with REAL o paper ennit. Free pop and food all day for dancers and singers, and the hotel GIVES u the complimentary hand towel, we would have stolen anywayz, along with the tray.

slysouthernguy · 05-15-2006, 02:46 PM

So far, I agree with and grant ALL of your wishes. Especially the one about the Wranglers! Why would a man do that to himself? MOOSEKNUCKLES!!!!!!

Nezbah · 05-15-2006, 03:47 PM

LMAO @ Mooseknuckles, and some of them guys don't even have enough to make a knuckle........ayeeeeeeeeeee LOL.

1. Let the dancers, singers, drums have the Priority seating around the arena. I am gettin sick of seeing goldilocks trying to sit in my chair!!

2. Powwows end at a reasonable time so we can get home safely!

3. Have those perfume/cologne dispensers more available so we don't have to sit and smell those sweaty sweatsocks in an enclosed environment or at least someone please dispense some FEBREZE!!! LOL I nearly choked to death this weekend, yuck. (PS and its not the natives who smell....LOL)

errrrrrrrrrrrr I have some more but only get 3 wishes :(

WhoMe · 05-15-2006, 04:46 PM

Slysouthern,

Same story, different slant...

Three ndns guys come staggering out of your hotel room, 5-minutes after you. One slips on the same empty bottle.

"Dang bro's? Theres a little man in this bottle!"

"Yeah dude, check him out? Open it and see if he can talk.

*Poof

A genie appears!

"I will grant you each one wish," states the genie.

"Really man? Coo'"

1st Indian:

"Make me rich! I don't wanna work noooooo more!"

*poof! A big trash sack appears full of $100 bills.

2nd Indian:

"Make me handsome! I wanna snag lot's this weekend!"

*poof. His wish is granted! A bronze, buff, longhaired warrior appears in his place!

3rd Indian:

*Laughing

"Awe....."

"Make um' Broke and Ugly again!!"

"C'mon Bros.. let's get some sleep."

slysouthernguy · 05-15-2006, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoMe

"Make um' Broke and Ugly again!!"

"

Ain't that just Indin of those guys?

I would have wished for the other guy's wishes.

suthernwaterbird · 05-15-2006, 08:10 PM

daaaaaaam HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

:
thas cold blooded man jus cold blooded

Zorro · 05-16-2006, 01:01 AM

If I had one wish that I could wish, it would be that all the tiny tots join hands and dance together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make, the first would be for all the tiny tots to join hands and dance in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for first prize to be given to me, in every category and special.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make, the first, of course, would be for all the tiny tots to get together and dance, the second would be for the first prize in every category and special to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make, the first would be the crap about the tiny tots definitely, the second would be for the prizes, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Irene Bedard and that singer Jana-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the tots, the tots dancing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!

So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the prize money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the tiny tots to join hands and dance together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and happy powwowing.

TKMJ Productions · 05-16-2006, 02:23 AM

OK guys here they are:

1. Friday off with pay to travel to powwows.

2. Free gas for the trip.

3. Monday off with pay for a safe journey home.

This is an every weekend thing.

TiPi CrEePeR · 05-16-2006, 10:20 AM

Quote:

and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Irene Bedard and that singer Jana-somebody, I can't think of her name.

Dude. I like the way you think... hell I'd hit it.

F'n funny dude.

sunkato · 05-17-2006, 04:18 AM

Zorro, you'd better put your sword away b4 you poke yourself!

sunkato · 05-17-2006, 04:23 AM

Okay genie:
1. mocs that never wear out

2. all the chocolate, frybread, kidneys&gravy I can eat without gaining a pound or having to run miles

3. do something about that frito smell at kyi-yo powwow

05-15-2006, 02:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
slysouthernguy Southern Singer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southside AZ Posts: 17	Magic Genie Grants You Three Pow Wow Wishes! You are stumbling back to the Super 8 Motel after a long night of 49'n. You trip and fall of an empty bottle of Boone's Farm. When you pick up the stray bottle to throw it at the nearest car for no good reason at all, you STOP! You realize that there is something different about this bottle, not the fact that it still contains 3ml of liquid left floating in the bottom, but it seems that there is a miniature Indian Man stuck in the bottle (no Lightfoot jokes). You rub the bottle, not to free the small Indian man, but to wipe the dirt away from the mouthpiece in order to drain the bottle. To your amazement, the miniscule skin turns into a full size genie (actually he's only one eighth genie, but his CDIB says he's half). The Indigenie grants you three pow wow wishes. What are they? My pow wow wishes: 1) The days of the super drums come to an end. It would stop a lot of smack talking and give opportunity to many more people to learn how to sing. 2)Pow wow committees stop having contests for four years but continue to hold their gatherings simply because it is the communal thing to do. It would be interesting to see how well pow wows would survive without the money. 3) People start speaking the truth, especially to themselves. It is too often that the political hubub surrounding the pow wow world causes people to lie and speak in half truths. "Sure I'll do some beadwork for you." and " I come before you as a humble man." will be stricken from the pow wow dictionary for at least two years until the meanings of such phrases are actually understood. Honorable Mention Wishes: * Victoria's Secret starts a new line of Ladies pow wow regalia. * We publically humiliate those people who pretend to be honarable Indian people, but who are really just drunks. * Fox puts out a pow wow reality show. __________________ LOW KEY!

05-15-2006, 02:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zorro Bold Renegade Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Out of the night, when the full moon is bright, comes the horseman known as Zorro! Posts: 223	clean portapotties! Or even better, real bathrooms! __________________ Never lick a steak knife.

05-15-2006, 02:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jibby™ NDNBUNZ Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: BABYLON HATE MACHINE Posts: 2,094	3 powwow wishes 1) Nike puts out a line of moccasins for the die-hard powwow dancer. Themed after their "Nike Shox" .. the style would aptly be named "LikeMe Mox?". Instead of the Nike Swoosh, it will proudly adorn a smoke signal shout out to your seamstress. 2) People who talk smack about other people, who could easily put all that wasted time and hatred into the greater good. Like, mass producing moose tongue thongs or something. 3) Nad-busting Wranglers are outlawed. __________________ Got percap?

05-15-2006, 02:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
suthernwaterbird nobody Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: atl, ga Posts: 1,004	with REAL o paper ennit. Free pop and food all day for dancers and singers, and the hotel GIVES u the complimentary hand towel, we would have stolen anywayz, along with the tray. __________________ WhY yOu AsK? bEcUz We CaN!

05-15-2006, 02:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
slysouthernguy Southern Singer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southside AZ Posts: 17	Outstanding!!!!!!!!! So far, I agree with and grant ALL of your wishes. Especially the one about the Wranglers! Why would a man do that to himself? MOOSEKNUCKLES!!!!!! __________________ LOW KEY!

05-15-2006, 03:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Nezbah Peace n Mutton Grease Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Ober here in NM Posts: 876	LMAO @ Mooseknuckles, and some of them guys don't even have enough to make a knuckle........ayeeeeeeeeeee LOL. 1. Let the dancers, singers, drums have the Priority seating around the arena. I am gettin sick of seeing goldilocks trying to sit in my chair!! 2. Powwows end at a reasonable time so we can get home safely! 3. Have those perfume/cologne dispensers more available so we don't have to sit and smell those sweaty sweatsocks in an enclosed environment or at least someone please dispense some FEBREZE!!! LOL I nearly choked to death this weekend, yuck. (PS and its not the natives who smell....LOL) errrrrrrrrrrrr I have some more but only get 3 wishes :( __________________ You have crossed my path, you have touched my heart, you are my friend, You will never be forgotten......

05-15-2006, 04:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
WhoMe PauWau Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Land of 370 Broken Treaties Posts: 5,559	Slysouthern, Same story, different slant... Three ndns guys come staggering out of your hotel room, 5-minutes after you. One slips on the same empty bottle. "Dang bro's? Theres a little man in this bottle!" "Yeah dude, check him out? Open it and see if he can talk. Poof A genie appears! "I will grant you each one wish," states the genie. "Really man? Coo'" 1st Indian: "Make me rich! I don't wanna work noooooo more!" poof! A big trash sack appears full of $100 bills. 2nd Indian: "Make me handsome! I wanna snag lot's this weekend!" poof. His wish is granted! A bronze, buff, longhaired warrior appears in his place! 3rd Indian: Laughing "Awe....." "Make um' Broke and Ugly again!!" "C'mon Bros.. let's get some sleep." __________________ "Today, recognizing and respecting the origins of powwow aids in our Cultural Survival. If enough people break the rules because they are not satisfied...."We will have no culture." WhoMe Last edited by WhoMe; 05-15-2006 at 05:07 PM.

05-15-2006, 08:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
suthernwaterbird nobody Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: atl, ga Posts: 1,004	daaaaaaam HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA : thas cold blooded man jus cold blooded __________________ WhY yOu AsK? bEcUz We CaN! Last edited by suthernwaterbird; 05-15-2006 at 08:12 PM.

05-16-2006, 01:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
Zorro Bold Renegade Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Out of the night, when the full moon is bright, comes the horseman known as Zorro! Posts: 223	If I had one wish that I could wish, it would be that all the tiny tots join hands and dance together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make, the first would be for all the tiny tots to join hands and dance in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for first prize to be given to me, in every category and special. You know, if I had three wishes I could make, the first, of course, would be for all the tiny tots to get together and dance, the second would be for the first prize in every category and special to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make, the first would be the crap about the tiny tots definitely, the second would be for the prizes, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Irene Bedard and that singer Jana-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the tots, the tots dancing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the prize money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the tiny tots to join hands and dance together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and happy powwowing. __________________ Never lick a steak knife.

05-16-2006, 02:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
TKMJ Productions Powwow Sound 4 U Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio, Oregon. Two locations, No waiting Posts: 931	3 wishes OK guys here they are: 1. Friday off with pay to travel to powwows. 2. Free gas for the trip. 3. Monday off with pay for a safe journey home. This is an every weekend thing.

05-17-2006, 04:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
sunkato tiny tot champion Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: hunnied up in B.C. Posts: 176	Zorro, you'd better put your sword away b4 you poke yourself!

05-17-2006, 04:23 AM	#14 (permalink)
sunkato tiny tot champion Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: hunnied up in B.C. Posts: 176	Okay genie: 1. mocs that never wear out 2. all the chocolate, frybread, kidneys&gravy I can eat without gaining a pound or having to run miles 3. do something about that frito smell at kyi-yo powwow

05-17-2006, 10:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
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