02-02-2006, 01:03 PM
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WALKING BEAR
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Drunk Intuition
DRUNK INTUITION
An Ojibwe woman was ordering at an Indian Taco Stand during Gathering of Nations Pow wow where she selected: An Indian Taco with everything, A corn dog, A cup of coffee, and one pack of wrigleys gum. As she was unloading her items on the stand to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You must be single." The Ojibwe woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the drunks intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her 4 items on the stand and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly. "
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IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
When my heart can beat no more i hope i die for a principle or a belief that i have lived for i will die before my time because i already feel the shadows depth So musch i wanted to accomplish before i reached my death i have come to grips with the possibilty and wiped the last tears from eyes i loved all who were positive in the event of my demise - Tupac 1992 Last edited by matomani; 02-02-2006 at 01:18 PM. |
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wow she musta been that bad if a drunk thought so...aye...at the bigass powwow even...lol
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02-02-2006, 05:04 PM
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WALKING BEAR
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hey sorry if it offended you. i dont write the jokes i just pass em on lol..would have been better if it was a navajo? hehe. just kidding...maybe a lakota. dont take this the wrong way but get a sense of humor. if you cant find humor in something like this then i dont know about you. no pun intended. peace and frybread grease.
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IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
When my heart can beat no more i hope i die for a principle or a belief that i have lived for i will die before my time because i already feel the shadows depth So musch i wanted to accomplish before i reached my death i have come to grips with the possibilty and wiped the last tears from eyes i loved all who were positive in the event of my demise - Tupac 1992 |
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02-03-2006, 01:07 PM
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My Give-A-Damn's Busted!
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 once again MATOMANI u've cracked me up! PILA!
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