matomani

hey savages i put this joke in the jokes and humor part but i thought its pretty dayum funny so i thought id share with the pow wow peeps too lol have fun indianz...

Hidden Signs Of Indian Dating!

The trick to successful dating an Indian is learning how to interpret the hidden
signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a
Indian person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."

1. Indian man gets in his rez car without opening door for woman.
- No foreplay.

2. Can't sing a 49 tune.
- Impotent.

3. Insists on going to through the chowline at pow wows and carries your plate.
- Prefers virgins.

4. Insists on going to the chow line at a pow wow, but gets lost on the way.
- He is a virgin.

5. Takes too long deciding what to order at an indian taco stand.
- Has trouble reaching orgasm.

6. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The Indian lady will have..."
- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.

7. Asks for "the usual" frybread and soup.
- Insists on missionary position only.

8. Asks what the specials are.
- Will want you to use sinew to tie up to the bed.

9. Fills up on frybread and crackers.
- Premature ejaculator.

10. Drinks decaf. at a pow wow.
- Fakes orgasms.

11. Asks for detailed descriptions of different wojapi's.
- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.

12. EBT card is refused.
- Low sperm count.

13. Under tips the frybread stand.
- Small penis.

15. Uses toothpick to get the buffalo meat out of her teeth.
- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything.

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ndngirl70

I know guys like that!