OneidaDreamer

I hear those soldiers comin'; they're gonna make me sin,
By stripping me down butt-naked in a pile of hairy men.
I'm stuck in Abu Ghraib Prison, with a dog leash on.
And this torment keeps a comin', all day and all nightlong.

When I was an Iraqi troop, Saddam told me, "Son,
if you see the coalition, you'd better shoot your gun."
But the US Army was so good; I thought for sure I'd die.
So, I surrendered to this prison, where they make me cry.

I bet those MP's are a laughin, but they really went too far,
they took a bunch of pictures, now my butt's a TV star.
I'm wearing underwear on my head and I just can't see,
and those dogs keep a bitin', while people torture me.

Well, if they free me from this prison, if all Iraq were mine.
I'd outlaw every picture that was taken of my behind.
And tear down Abu Ghraib prison; not one brick would stay.
As for the guys who took those pictures, well they must be gay.

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