two poncas stole a hog...

jwashee · 07-19-2007, 08:56 PM

Two poncas stole a hog, and put it on the front car seat between them. Suddenly they hit a road block. Thinking fast,they disguised the hog by putting sunglasses on it, and by tying a lady's scarf around its head. The trick worked, and the deputy let them go.
"Don't that break your heart?" the deputy asked the sheriff as they drove away. "Them two Ponca Indian boys....tsk, tsk, out with that beautiful white woman."

Steffan Redhawk · 07-20-2007, 01:54 AM

Ever hear how the fat ponca guy lost some 400 pounds?

He told your mom it was time to get off.

I've got to apologize a bit there, that might come off harsh, but it's still funny!

jwashee · 07-23-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Steffan Redhawk

Ever hear how the fat ponca guy lost some 400 pounds?

He told your mom it was time to get off.

I've got to apologize a bit there, that might come off harsh, but it's still funny!

Not offended at all!! always like to hear a good "yo mama" joke and that was funny. when i think a good ndn mama joke, ill let you know. Although are you sure, from your pic, that it wasnt YOU in the car!!! lol, but just joking. Have fun with it

tsuj510 · 07-23-2007, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jwashee

Not offended at all!! always like to hear a good "yo mama" joke and that was funny. when i think a good ndn mama joke, ill let you know. Although are you sure, from your pic, that it wasnt YOU in the car!!! lol, but just joking. Have fun with it

oh DAMN!

07-19-2007, 08:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
jwashee Ho-tem-ma-ha!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wichita/ Ks. Posts: 105	two poncas stole a hog... Two poncas stole a hog, and put it on the front car seat between them. Suddenly they hit a road block. Thinking fast,they disguised the hog by putting sunglasses on it, and by tying a lady's scarf around its head. The trick worked, and the deputy let them go. "Don't that break your heart?" the deputy asked the sheriff as they drove away. "Them two Ponca Indian boys....tsk, tsk, out with that beautiful white woman."

07-20-2007, 01:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Steffan Redhawk Northern Traditional Join Date: May 2006 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Posts: 235	Ever hear how the fat ponca guy lost some 400 pounds? He told your mom it was time to get off. I've got to apologize a bit there, that might come off harsh, but it's still funny! __________________ AIM: GlacierESteffan Yahoo: low_rdr ICQ: 45338941 MSN: scifiwriter@hotmail.com Last edited by Steffan Redhawk; 07-20-2007 at 01:56 AM. Reason: Little rude, sorry!

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