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Old 06-12-2007, 10:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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To Deport Mayflower Descendants

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NATIVE AMERICANS SEEK CHANGES TO IMMIGRATION BILL

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NATIVE AMERICANS SEEK CHANGES TO IMMIGRATION BILL
By Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estés

http://themoderatev oice.com/ politics/ immigration/ 13415/native- americans- seek-changes- to-immigration- bill/





TO DEPORT MAYFLOWER DESCENDANTS

There is one element that winds through most everyone of Native American blood, including Mayas, Nahua and Inka, Mestizos, and our Native people within the boundaries of the USA… The people carry a kind of humor that is often gentle on the surface, but ironic, carrying serious dual and triplicate meanings right beneath the surface……almost identical to the same kind of humor Eastern Europeans and Russians had under Communist rule. And still have all these many years later. My elderly father used to say, "We will stop telling funny jokes when they stop acting funny." I'd say the greatest satirists are the Eastern Europeans and the Native groups, but there are other satirists as good too… Perhaps we're in `a time of our times' now, where `there's satire, and then there's satire about satire about satire.'

Here is the piece by Don Davis at
The Satirical Political Report

"Flexing their new-found political muscle, Native Americans - the only "true" Americans - have now weighed in on the McCain-Kennedy immigration bill, lobbying Congress to provide for the immediate deportation of all Mayflower descendants.

"Speaking for the National Council of American Indians, Chief "Running Tab at Foxwoods" asserted that the Mayflower settlers "not only entered this country illegally, without visas or work permits, but behaved very badly-spreading disease, raping our women, despoiling the land, and worst of all, stealing our very identity for their sports teams."

"While most tribes oppose any type of amnesty, some have supported a limited trail to citizenship…

"Other tribes have proposed a "touchback provision," requiring the illegal squatters to return to the 17th Century, for four centuries, before applying to live here legally in the present.

"Some Native Americans would also grant favorable treatment to those who have high-tech skills, such as converting corn to ethanol.

"This proposal has predictably drawn a huge outcry from the WASPS, who claim that they're merely doing the jobs that Native Americans refuse to do, such as running investment banks and hedge funds.

"In addition, although genealogy records reflect that his ancestors arrived not on Plymouth Rock but on Ellis Island, the Indian tribes have also insisted on the unconditional and immediate deportation of Jack Abramoff.

http://satiricalpol itical.com/

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i feel over all this is in poor taste, but some of what the amercian goverment is trying to do to the ppl here from mexico stands out clearly in this satiar,and i dont belive the person who pened the above doen not understands the ppl who he has wrighten about so its may be in my bad taste to repost this ,but to at least bring this to our eyes , i did.
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I am Deganewidah, and with the Five Nations confederate lords I plant the tree of the Great Peace. . . . Roots have spread out from the Tree . . . and the name of these Roots is the Great White Roots of Peace. If any man or any nation outside the Five Nations shall show a desire to obey the laws of the Great Peace . . . they may trace the Roots to their source . . . and they shall be welcomed to take shelter beneath the Tree. . . .
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then again somtimes i see a woman in the trees she only looks at me and i can only look at her i m what she is now....i thank her as i see her... then somedays i see her as she was and that i will never be,and still we look at each other,
hello my Mother my sister today i saw you more than befor ,now i know i have a need more to walk with you here than ever i knew befor. Thank you

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