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Old 05-13-2007, 03:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Blackfoot friend in the U.S. Marines stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back in Bozeman. It read as follows:

Dear Thomas,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
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Thomas, putting aside his hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kathy, his former girlfriend, Thomas included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in his envelope, along with this note:

Dear Kathy,
I'm sorry, but I can't quite remember which girlfriend you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Thanks,
Thomas

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Old 05-13-2007, 08:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol dang thats duuuuurty...
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man thats funny right there now..
lol that aint even right lol man
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