One Eye Billy

Historian · 05-11-2007, 08:05 AM

One Eye Billy, an elderly Choctaw I know in southern Alabama, owned a large farm for several years.

Billy had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some peach trees. The catfish pond was pretty good size and fixed up nice for swimming when it was built.

One evening, Billy decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some peaches.

When Billy neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. Billy cleared his throat and made the young women aware of his presence, and they all quickly went to the middle of the pond to stay covered up to their necks.

One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you leave!"

Billy frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

One Eye Billy may only have one eye, but he can still think fast....

**Chevy_truckin_NDN** · 05-11-2007, 01:48 PM

Goot one!!! or Gooder one....LOL

**badmaninc** · 05-11-2007, 11:03 PM

Sweet!!!!

Historian · 06-03-2007, 11:26 PM

Thanks...

**middle of the sky** · 06-03-2007, 11:30 PM

oh that billy..he got an eyeful eh

05-11-2007, 08:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
Historian Experienced Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 1,020	One Eye Billy One Eye Billy, an elderly Choctaw I know in southern Alabama, owned a large farm for several years. Billy had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some peach trees. The catfish pond was pretty good size and fixed up nice for swimming when it was built. One evening, Billy decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some peaches. When Billy neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. Billy cleared his throat and made the young women aware of his presence, and they all quickly went to the middle of the pond to stay covered up to their necks. One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you leave!" Billy frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." One Eye Billy may only have one eye, but he can still think fast.... __________________ "Be good, be kind, help each other. Respect the ground, respect the drum, respect each other." --Abe Conklin, Ponca/Osage (1926-1995)

05-11-2007, 01:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chevy_truckin_NDN Pawnee Captive Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: 2 miles south, take the 1st dirt road to your right. See the white fence? Thats us! Posts: 4,677 Blog Entries: 29	Goot one!!! or Gooder one....LOL __________________ I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. ... Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. ~~I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.~~ ~~I can see your point, but I still think you're full of **** .~~

06-03-2007, 11:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Historian Experienced Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 1,020	Thanks... __________________ "Be good, be kind, help each other. Respect the ground, respect the drum, respect each other." --Abe Conklin, Ponca/Osage (1926-1995)

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