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Old 04-15-2007, 03:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How to Impress

HOW TO IMPRESS A NDN WOMAN……………

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Give her your horses,
Bead for her,
Set up camp for her,
Hunt for her,
Sing to her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A NDN MAN ……
Show up naked with an Indian Taco!
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Old 04-15-2007, 09:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude usually just the ndn taco is enough.
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Old 04-15-2007, 09:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Show up naked with an Indian Taco!
This would impress the heck out of me, too!
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Old 04-15-2007, 09:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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you know ndn men are usually too broke to " wine and dine" their snag.......we just "beer and chip" them !

good one Ginger !
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LMEBO goot one grl LMEBO
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Old 04-15-2007, 02:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Dude usually just the ndn taco is enough.
Works for me!

Dude, where you been hiding at? You been gone as long as nt_inuk.
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Old 04-15-2007, 07:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dude, where you been hiding at? You been gone as long as nt_inuk.
JD I think your losing it no comment about being naked daymm
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Old 04-15-2007, 10:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, where you been hiding at? You been gone as long as nt_inuk.
I have been traveling 4 days per week for the last 3. We went to the provincial field lacrosse championships one weekend. Went to a powwow in Chilliwack, me and BEGsie were in the same place but didn't meet. Also been coaching lacrosse and taking my daughter to dance. Its really cool, her ballet has really helped her fancy shawl dancing. Her core is a lot stronger and her arms are as well. Her footwork has really improved. My son can't dance grass right now, he grew so much in the last year, his regalia doesn't fit anymore. He put it on the other day and the pants were up his shins about 5''. A good friend of mine told my wife to just make extensions on the fringe. He couldn't stop laughing. His sleeves are up halfway up his forearms. So my wife has to work on one this spring so he will be ready for the summer. My son is playing at the elite level for box lacrosse so we won't be going to powwows too much until towards the end of the summer.
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JD I think your losing it no comment about being naked daymm
i think JD got side tracked by the NDN taco badman was holding.


juss kidding guys.LOL>
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Old 04-16-2007, 01:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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well it must have been a really big taco
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We're talking food here, woman. Good food!!!
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Old 04-16-2007, 11:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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you know ndn men are usually too broke to " wine and dine" their snag.......we just "beer and chip" them !

That's not true. My husband "wine's and dine's" me every wkend.
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I know I love them too shoot you'd be lucky if you got half of it.
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