Native Woman

Nezbah · 10-17-2006, 01:37 PM

NATIVE WOMAN

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a beautiful
Native American Woman headed to Minneapolis from LA. (Now, which one of you
beautiful women would this be?)

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The Native woman, who had just started reading her Indian Times
magazine, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"Okay," says the woman. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out
a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
suppose that is?"

The white guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the Native woman, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shyt?

**badmaninc** · 10-17-2006, 02:23 PM

Poor guy musta been blonde.

**nt_inuk** · 10-26-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc

Poor guy musta been blonde.

wyo_rose · 10-26-2006, 02:36 PM

Singing Otter · 10-31-2006, 05:06 PM

**OneidaDreamer** · 12-19-2006, 01:25 AM

That Kicked @SS!

**AngelFeather** · 12-19-2006, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nezbah

NATIVE WOMAN

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a beautiful
Native American Woman headed to Minneapolis from LA. (Now, which one of you
beautiful women would this be?)

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The Native woman, who had just started reading her Indian Times
magazine, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"Okay," says the woman. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out
a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
suppose that is?"

The white guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the Native woman, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shyt?

lol

10-17-2006, 01:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nezbah Peace n Mutton Grease Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Ober here in NM Posts: 886	Native Woman NATIVE WOMAN A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a beautiful Native American Woman headed to Minneapolis from LA. (Now, which one of you beautiful women would this be?) He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The Native woman, who had just started reading her Indian Times magazine, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "Okay," says the woman. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The white guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the Native woman, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shyt? __________________ You have crossed my path, you have touched my heart, you are my friend, You will never be forgotten......

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