Tonto

**Ginger** · 10-10-2006, 12:46 AM

A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"

She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"

"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.

She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."

"Very interesting..." the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein."

**badmaninc** · 10-10-2006, 01:31 AM

Dude, you know you just ain't right.

**Ginger** · 10-10-2006, 02:05 AM

I was thinking about you the other day & thought hmmm I need to post a joke

**Ginger** · 10-11-2006, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by badmaninc

Dude, you know you just ain't right.

**badmaninc** · 10-11-2006, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ginger

I was thinking about you the other day & thought hmmm I need to post a joke

Hey dude, do you ever sleep. You seem to post at the weirdest times.

**Ginger** · 10-11-2006, 04:10 PM

yeah I do sleep most of the time I'm usally in bed by 1- 2am the latest & up bt 5:30

**nt_inuk** · 10-11-2006, 09:47 PM

good one grl

**middle of the sky** · 10-11-2006, 09:51 PM

tonto goldstein....

then the other part is funny too.... or shexy

Jinekehane · 10-12-2006, 10:39 PM

haha that ones pretty good. I think my favorite joke is the one about the navajo man who brings home 3 girls and asks his mom to guess which one he is going out with and she says that one, and he asks her how she knew, and she replies "because I dont like her" lol. aaahhh yeah I cant tell jokes so I just retell the plots. Speaking of things funny my 37 year old uncle came back home to the rez, came back late though and my grandma threatend to marry him off. It was good, I love my grandma.

**Ginger** · 10-12-2006, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenekehane

haha that ones pretty good. I think my favorite joke is the one about the navajo man who brings home 3 girls and asks his mom to guess which one he is going out with and she says that one, and he asks her how she knew, and she replies "because I dont like her" lol. aaahhh yeah I cant tell jokes so I just retell the plots. Speaking of things funny my 37 year old uncle came back home to the rez, came back late though and my grandma threatend to marry him off. It was good, I love my grandma.

now that's funny I bet she's a character

Jinekehane · 10-13-2006, 01:23 AM

aahhh yeah. I have some good stories about my grandma, lets see there was the time she was in a high speed chase with the security guys at the Grand Canyon, she has a husband now, but she says she only married him for his life insurance. lol no lie true story

**Ginger** · 10-13-2006, 01:47 AM

she sounds great, just like my grandma, lots of fun

**middle of the sky** · 10-13-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenekehane

aahhh yeah. I have some good stories about my grandma, lets see there was the time she was in a high speed chase with the security guys at the Grand Canyon, she has a husband now, but she says she only married him for his life insurance. lol no lie true story

funny stuff
hey mayeb make a thread about funny grandma stories...i have a couple....

Jinekehane · 10-13-2006, 09:31 PM

Smart! alright crazy grandma stories at the new thread. it's called my grandma's cooler than yours. And so far I have the coolest grandma!

lol

10-10-2006, 12:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,169	Tonto A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?" She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?" "Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality." "And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement. She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers." "Very interesting..." the man responds. Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?" The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein." __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

10-10-2006, 02:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,169	I was thinking about you the other day & thought hmmm I need to post a joke __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

10-11-2006, 04:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,169	yeah I do sleep most of the time I'm usally in bed by 1- 2am the latest & up bt 5:30 __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

10-11-2006, 09:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo ... ^5 grl fren good one grl __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-12-2006, 10:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jinekehane aadoo niyoh ch'idi Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: AZ Posts: 69	arranged marriages haha that ones pretty good. I think my favorite joke is the one about the navajo man who brings home 3 girls and asks his mom to guess which one he is going out with and she says that one, and he asks her how she knew, and she replies "because I dont like her" lol. aaahhh yeah I cant tell jokes so I just retell the plots. Speaking of things funny my 37 year old uncle came back home to the rez, came back late though and my grandma threatend to marry him off. It was good, I love my grandma.

10-10-2006, 01:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,026	Dude, you know you just ain't right.

10-11-2006, 09:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,935 Blog Entries: 9	tonto goldstein.... then the other part is funny too.... or shexy

10-13-2006, 01:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
Jinekehane aadoo niyoh ch'idi Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: AZ Posts: 69	Grandma Sadie aahhh yeah. I have some good stories about my grandma, lets see there was the time she was in a high speed chase with the security guys at the Grand Canyon, she has a husband now, but she says she only married him for his life insurance. lol no lie true story

10-13-2006, 01:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,169	she sounds great, just like my grandma, lots of fun __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

10-13-2006, 09:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jinekehane aadoo niyoh ch'idi Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: AZ Posts: 69	Smart! alright crazy grandma stories at the new thread. it's called my grandma's cooler than yours. And so far I have the coolest grandma! lol