headline: Oglala man in hospital critical condition

stillrezin · 09-19-2006, 01:43 AM

An Oglala woman asked her husband if he would get married again if she died. " of course not, honey" he said.

"are you sure?" she asked. She kept bugging him until he finally said, "OK, I would probably get married again."

"would you let her cook in my kitchen?" she asked.

the husband was startled, but finally said. " I guess I would."

"would you let her drive my car?" she asked.

"I guess i would have too." he said.

"would you let her sleep in my bed?" she asked.

"I guess i would." he said.

"would you let her wear my buckskin dress?" she asked.

"of coursenot." he said.

"why?" she asked.

"becuase, she's a jingle dress dancer from Montana!" he said.

Next day newspaper headline reads "Oglala woman sends husband to hospital. man severely beaten"

WhoMe · 09-19-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by stillrezin

An Oglala woman asked her husband if he would get married again if she died. " of course not, honey" he said.

"are you sure?" she asked. She kept bugging him until he finally said, "OK, I would probably get married again."

"would you let her cook in my kitchen?" she asked.

the husband was startled, but finally said. " I guess I would."

"would you let her drive my car?" she asked.

"I guess i would have too." he said.

"would you let her sleep in my bed?" she asked.

"I guess i would." he said.

"would you let her wear my buckskin dress?" she asked.

"of coursenot." he said.

"why?" she asked.

"becuase, she's a jingle dress dancer from Montana!" he said.

Next day newspaper headline reads "Oglala woman sends husband to hospital. man severely beaten"

Good one Still,

Okay if I use it when I emcee?

stillrezin · 09-19-2006, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoMe

Good one Still,

Okay if I use it when I emcee?

No prob WhoMe.

you can use if you want.

Just dont use my name. its a true story. i was the guy who was beaten. j/k LOL.

wyo_rose · 09-20-2006, 01:29 PM

**Migiziwomen** · 09-20-2006, 04:57 PM

rezzy you are a goof, that was so funny i snorted and spit soda all over.

gotta love you man.

MixedIndian · 09-20-2006, 07:42 PM

You folks are nuts!!

105 · 09-21-2006, 04:57 AM

wanbli ojilaka · 09-28-2006, 06:46 AM

and all this means it's a good one

wa-zha-zhe · 09-28-2006, 03:37 PM

Good-da-one!!!!

warriorsociety06 · 09-28-2006, 10:09 PM

way to go huh Victor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stillrezin · 09-28-2006, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Migiziwomen

rezzy you are a goof, that was so funny i snorted and spit soda all over.

gotta love you man.

Singing Otter · 10-01-2006, 12:57 AM

**little bird** · 10-03-2006, 12:01 PM

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