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Old 09-05-2006, 02:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bush is on a plane.....

....travelling to an important summit meeting when the pilot announces 'Mr President ladies and gentlemen,we are having engine problems,we have lost power to one engine,but we are OK,we have three more,but we will be one hour late arriving' at this Bush curses and shakes his head.A nwhile later the pilot announces that power is lost to a second engine,but it's OK,we still have two more but there will now be a two hour delay.At this Bush gets more agitated,cursing and banging his fist.A little later the pilot announces that the third engine has failed but he can limp the plane home and there will now be a four hour delay.
At this Bush goes crazy,shouting,cursing throwing things around.An aide says 'Sir,it's OK,we have one engine left,we'll make it',Bush says @Hell man I know,but what if that last engine gives up,we'll be up here in this damn plane all day.'
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