Another Bar Joke

TonyaGale · 07-23-2006, 09:12 PM

Two men are setting at a bar on thetop floor a high rise building when one looks at the other and say want to see a cool trick he runs and jumps out the window. The one man looks on horrified but then the man slowly float back up and climbs back in the broken window

How did you do that the one man asks stunned

Well it's the alcohol you see it makes you float.

Your kidding me right the one man says

Nope say the other man who downs a shot runs and jumps out the window only to float back up again

Ok I'll try it the one man says so he downs his drink runs and jumps out the window no floating back up though just screams and a sickening splat

The bartender looks up at the first man and says

"You know Superman you a real @**hole when your drunk."

stillrezin · 07-23-2006, 10:26 PM

**andre** · 07-23-2006, 10:31 PM

Rixtacy · 07-27-2006, 01:29 AM

Hahaha nice one!!!

07-23-2006, 09:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
TonyaGale Pow Wow Visitor Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1	Another Bar Joke Two men are setting at a bar on thetop floor a high rise building when one looks at the other and say want to see a cool trick he runs and jumps out the window. The one man looks on horrified but then the man slowly float back up and climbs back in the broken window How did you do that the one man asks stunned Well it's the alcohol you see it makes you float. Your kidding me right the one man says Nope say the other man who downs a shot runs and jumps out the window only to float back up again Ok I'll try it the one man says so he downs his drink runs and jumps out the window no floating back up though just screams and a sickening splat The bartender looks up at the first man and says "You know Superman you a real @**hole when your drunk."

07-23-2006, 10:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
andre Cratertot Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Fresh from the fryer Posts: 19,437	__________________ A tater tot is worth a thousand fries.

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07-23-2006, 10:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
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07-27-2006, 01:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Rixtacy Pow Wow Visitor Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3	Hahaha nice one!!!

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