Men Prefer Guns Over Women

**little bird** · 05-30-2006, 02:01 PM

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have the other one on the road with you.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun dosen't mind if you use the other one for backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even tho you run out of ammo.
5. A gun dosen't take up alot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the #1 reason men prefer guns over women:
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.

X cheryl X · 06-12-2006, 09:36 AM

Thats a good one!!!XX

indian-heart-beat · 06-12-2006, 10:18 AM

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!!!

lol, lol and hard!

Mrs.Renegade · 06-16-2006, 06:09 PM

man i just snorted milk out of my nose this is too funny

**Joe G** · 06-16-2006, 08:26 PM

Annnd you can get a BANG out of both of them!

**andre** · 06-17-2006, 11:10 AM

**little bird** · 06-17-2006, 06:00 PM

05-30-2006, 02:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
little bird little bird Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brea, CA Posts: 1,533	Men Prefer Guns Over Women Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women: 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have the other one on the road with you. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun dosen't mind if you use the other one for backup. 6. Your gun will stay with you even tho you run out of ammo. 5. A gun dosen't take up alot of closet space. 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the #1 reason men prefer guns over women: 1. You can buy a silencer for a gun. __________________ "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

06-16-2006, 06:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mrs.Renegade swimming with turtles Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Western Oregon Posts: 583	man i just snorted milk out of my nose this is too funny __________________ If someone is rushing you in an unreasonable manner tell them they can have it right, or they can have it now, but they can't have it right now.

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little bird little bird Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brea, CA Posts: 1,533	__________________ "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

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06-12-2006, 09:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
X cheryl X ~sweet cheeks~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A long way away Posts: 674	Thats a good one!!!XX

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