Buying A car

**nt_inuk** · 03-21-2006, 11:11 PM

Car buyer

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh!t when you hear the price.”

Life affirmation: "I bought myself a toboggan, cuz I heard it's all down hill from here and I'M Gonna Have FUN!”

Happy pre hump day y’all

**badmaninc** · 03-23-2006, 05:24 AM

Good one dude!!!!

**nt_inuk** · 03-23-2006, 04:44 PM

SaponiMami · 04-10-2006, 03:50 PM

lol

**nt_inuk** · 04-10-2006, 04:30 PM

wyo_rose · 04-19-2006, 01:06 PM

Whoo Hoo! I gotta tell my honey that one!!

**nt_inuk** · 04-19-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wyo_rose

Whoo Hoo! I gotta tell my honey that one!!

babygirlpowow · 04-20-2006, 02:39 PM

orangepridendns1 · 04-20-2006, 04:38 PM

HEHEHEHEHE..Thanks for the laugh!!

**nt_inuk** · 04-21-2006, 04:17 PM

NCheyGirl21 · 04-26-2006, 10:29 PM

03-21-2006, 11:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	Buying A car Car buyer A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh!t when you hear the price.” Life affirmation: "I bought myself a toboggan, cuz I heard it's all down hill from here and I'M Gonna Have FUN!” Happy pre hump day y’all __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

03-23-2006, 04:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo - dude __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

04-10-2006, 04:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	Lmebo __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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04-20-2006, 04:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
orangepridendns1 Teen Dancer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Kansas Posts: 414	HEHEHEHEHE..Thanks for the laugh!! __________________ OrangePridendnds1 "What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset." Crowfoot, Blackfoot warrior and orator ...... everything on the earth has a purpose, every disease an herb to cure it, and every person a mission. This is the Indian theory of existence. Mourning Dove Salish 1888-1936

03-23-2006, 05:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,036	Good one dude!!!!

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wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	Whoo Hoo! I gotta tell my honey that one!!

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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