To cute to pass up

**nt_inuk** · 03-13-2006, 10:04 PM

> > A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married
> > again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
> >
> > HUSBAND WANTED:
> >
> > MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
> >
> > MUST NOT BEAT ME,
> >
> > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
> >
> > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
> >
> > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
> >
> > On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
> >
> > she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in
> >
> > a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
> >
> > "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?"
> > the widow said. "Just look at you ... you have no legs!"
> > The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
> > "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man
> >smiled,
> >
> >"Therefore, I can never beat you!"
> > She raised an eyebrow and asked intently
> >
> >"Are you still good in bed??"
> > The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
> > "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
> > The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...*

cuteutegal · 03-14-2006, 12:27 PM

That was cute!!!

**andre** · 03-14-2006, 02:55 PM

**nt_inuk** · 03-14-2006, 04:26 PM

**little bird** · 03-14-2006, 09:55 PM

**badmaninc** · 03-15-2006, 04:42 AM

NT you just ain't right dude.

Reminds me of one: Two guys are sitting having a pop in the pub. One guy says to his buddy, You it often puzzles me you aren't that great looking your physique is less than average and you aren't the best conversationalist. Yet there are always a lot of the best looking women after you what on earth do you say to them. The other dude, looks at him and says I don't say anything I just look at them and lick my eyebrows. AYE

**nt_inuk** · 03-16-2006, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc

NT you just ain't right dude.

Reminds me of one: Two guys are sitting having a pop in the pub. One guy says to his buddy, You it often puzzles me you aren't that great looking your physique is less than average and you aren't the best conversationalist. Yet there are always a lot of the best looking women after you what on earth do you say to them. The other dude, looks at him and says I don't say anything I just look at them and lick my eyebrows. AYE

Dude

you

ain't right either

**nt_inuk** · 03-16-2006, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc

NT you just ain't right dude.

Reminds me of one: Two guys are sitting having a pop in the pub. One guy says to his buddy, You it often puzzles me you aren't that great looking your physique is less than average and you aren't the best conversationalist. Yet there are always a lot of the best looking women after you what on earth do you say to them. The other dude, looks at him and says I don't say anything I just look at them and lick my eyebrows. AYE

duuuuuuuuuude U ain't right either

indian-heart-beat · 03-16-2006, 06:02 AM

**nt_inuk** · 03-16-2006, 04:21 PM

danc3r4ever · 03-19-2006, 03:45 AM

lolred

**nt_inuk** · 03-19-2006, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danc3r

lolred

NCheyGirl21 · 03-19-2006, 12:20 PM

way too cute!

03-13-2006, 10:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	To cute to pass up > > A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married > > again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: > > > > HUSBAND WANTED: > > > > MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), > > > > MUST NOT BEAT ME, > > > > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, > > > > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! > > > > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. > > > > On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, > > > > she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in > > > > a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. > > > > "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" > > the widow said. "Just look at you ... you have no legs!" > > The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" > > "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man > >smiled, > > > >"Therefore, I can never beat you!" > > She raised an eyebrow and asked intently > > > >"Are you still good in bed??" > > The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, > > "I rang the door bell, didn't I?" > > The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...* __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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