A Beer Before It Starts

**Ginger** · 10-16-2005, 03:17 AM

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the

TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished

it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bassstard! You waltz in here,flop

your fat azz down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run

around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash

and iron all day long?

The husband sighed. "Shyt, it's started."

**andre** · 10-16-2005, 09:37 AM

Yup!!!

yuchgeha · 10-16-2005, 03:31 PM

Dang, Ginger, when were you at my house?!?

**Ginger** · 10-16-2005, 10:57 PM

friday!!!!

**nt_inuk** · 10-19-2005, 02:48 PM

**little bird** · 10-19-2005, 07:12 PM

Good one! Showed it to my hubby!

**Ginger** · 10-21-2005, 12:50 AM

Thanks everyone, yep I remember thoes days

nativebabe · 11-02-2005, 03:16 PM

that was alright!

powwow person · 11-02-2005, 07:09 PM

crazy

lol

One Hot Mama · 11-04-2005, 01:37 AM

Oooohhh, that's funny!

amarie49 · 11-04-2005, 12:29 PM

That is funny!

10-16-2005, 03:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,179	A Beer Before It Starts A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bassstard! You waltz in here,flop your fat azz down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long? The husband sighed. "Shyt, it's started." __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

10-16-2005, 09:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
andre Cratertot Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Fresh from the fryer Posts: 19,437	Yup!!! __________________ A tater tot is worth a thousand fries.

10-16-2005, 10:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,179	friday!!!! __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

10-19-2005, 02:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo ... ^5 grl fren __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-19-2005, 07:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
little bird little bird Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brea, CA Posts: 1,533	Good one! Showed it to my hubby! __________________ "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

10-16-2005, 03:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
yuchgeha Junior Dancer Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 184	Dang, Ginger, when were you at my house?!?

10-21-2005, 12:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,179	Thanks everyone, yep I remember thoes days __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

11-02-2005, 03:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
nativebabe Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: MANDAREE N.D. Posts: 28	that was alright!

11-02-2005, 07:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
powwow person Senior Dancer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: native america Posts: 577	crazy lol __________________ I Got The Shakes That'll Make You Quake.... I Got The Fries That'll Cross Yo Eyes.... I Got The Burgers That'll........................................... ...... .......I Just Got Burgers!

11-04-2005, 01:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
One Hot Mama Teen Dancer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 420	Oooohhh, that's funny!

11-04-2005, 12:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
amarie49 southern style cloth Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: OK Posts: 448	That is funny!

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