Raven RainWater

Another forward my friend sent I thought might put a smile on your face!

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband
rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the
world to revolve around him. Or, Three - one to screw
in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the
screwing part.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed
gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one
egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kil l their males
after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the
toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need
to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A
man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

It's all in fun Fellas we love you guys...

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~pathwalker~

Haaha. :)

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10% Lil Devil

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Koolerz! Just 1 more reason why I love being single!

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dubble your pleasure~ surfs up babie~

little bird

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