Mental P

**~pathwalker~** · 06-18-2005, 06:03 PM

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act
he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital
as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.

The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

**andre** · 06-19-2005, 12:32 AM

I know women who routinely do that to their men, figuratively of course. Always hangin' us out to dry....

One Hot Mama · 06-19-2005, 01:21 AM

That's cuz y'all are usually all wet anyway.

**~pathwalker~** · 06-19-2005, 04:34 AM

Andre, you so crazy...lol...

**little wolf** · 06-19-2005, 06:58 PM

I've that from some where before..Wish I could HANG mine out to dry, but I'm not allowed to pick up anything over 25 pds... lol

06-18-2005, 06:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	The Mental Patient Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil Last edited by ~pathwalker~; 06-18-2005 at 09:54 PM.

06-19-2005, 04:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	Andre, you so crazy...lol... __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

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little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	I've that from some where before..Wish I could HANG mine out to dry, but I'm not allowed to pick up anything over 25 pds... lol __________________

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