06-04-2005, 07:37 PM
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some riddles
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
> They all have phones. > > Why do bagpipers walk when they play? > They're trying to get away from the noise. > > How do crazy people go through the forest? > They take the psycho path. > > What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? > "Dam!" > > What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? > Polaroids. > > What do you call cheese that isn't yours? > Nacho cheese. > > What do you call Santa's helpers? > Subordinate clauses. > > What do you get from a pampered cow? > Spoiled milk. > > What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? > Frostbite. > > What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out > of a tree it would kill you? > A pool table. > > What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? > A nervous wreck. > WHAT IS A ZEBRA? > 25 SIZES LARGER THAN AN A BRA!
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