One Hot Mama

One Saturday morning, the wife gets up, cooks a great big breakfast for her family. While they're eating, Gramma and Grandpa stop in for coffee, pick up the kids, and head off to town for the day. The wife starts cleaning the house while the husband heads outside to start on his chores-changing the oil on the car and truck, cleaning out the shed and back porch, mowing the yard, and trimming the bushes.

In between loads of laundry, the wife is cleaning the house top to bottom. She dusts and busts, mops and glops, rearranges the furniture, etc. As she heads out to start brining the laundry in off the line, she notices her husband is about to start the weed whacker up. There's a couple of the kids' toys in the weeds at the base of the grill so she bends over to pick them up. As she does, her husband blurts out, "Geez, hon! Your butt's almost as wide as the grill!" She says nothing, just goes on getting the laundry.

As the day winds down, here comes Gramma and Grandpa and the kids. The 2 women fix dinner, everyone eats. Afterwards, the 2 women clean up the kitchen as the husband and Grandpa watch tv and talk a bit. Then the older folks head home while the wife gets the kids bathed and off to bed. Then the husband and wife retire.

The husband, having eaten and relaxed, lets his wife know he's feeling a bit frisky. The wife rolls over, looks him dead in the eye, and says,"If you think I'm firing this grill up for that little weenie, you'd better think again".

Ginger

sounds like somthing i would say to my husband

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badmaninc

Dude that's cold.

smokinitup

Hahahaheeeee