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A man was placed in intensive care, needles stuck everywhere,
tubes running over his disease-ridden body like a spider's web, nearly comatose. A week later, a second man was put in the same room in very nearly the same condition. Both men lay there, near death, machines pinging, oxygen tubes puffing, monitors ding-donging, lights flashing. After a few days, one of the men summoned the strength to weakly raise his hand and catch the other man's attention. He pointed to himself and wheezed out, "Jim...........my." The other man weakly pointed to himself and said, "Paddy." This act tired them both out so badly it was another day or two before they had the strength to try again. The first man weakly pointed to himself and murmured in almost inaudible tones, "Scottish." The second man replied, "Irish." Again the fatigue set in and they both fell fast asleep. In another couple of days they were at it again. Jim took several deep breaths, then summoned up the strength to cough out, "Glasgow." Paddy whispered back, "Dublin." This time they were both a little stronger and could continue. "Cancer", said Jim. "...Sagittarius," replied Paddy.
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