Maxine Smiles

**AngelFeather** · 05-30-2005, 11:34 AM

1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."

3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." *****

5. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." ****

6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a coworker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." *****

7. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

8. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita ******

**middle of the sky** · 05-30-2005, 01:50 PM

who is maxine?

**AngelFeather** · 05-30-2005, 02:01 PM

LOL Dunno.. i got that in email...
LOL...

**Annie Fawn** · 05-30-2005, 10:35 PM

Maxine is a cartoon old lady who tells it like it is. I LOVE Maxine jokes and cartoons! These are great.

**AngelFeather** · 05-31-2005, 10:30 PM

LOL Thx Fawn.. iw as kinda wondering too.. LOL

05-30-2005, 11:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	Maxine Smiles 1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures." 2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns." 3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." 4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." *** 5. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." 6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a coworker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." * 7. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice." 8. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita ** __________________ ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~**

05-30-2005, 02:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	LOL Dunno.. i got that in email... LOL... __________________ ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~

05-30-2005, 10:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Annie Fawn PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rico, Ga. Posts: 4,719	Maxine is a cartoon old lady who tells it like it is. I LOVE Maxine jokes and cartoons! These are great. __________________ Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

05-31-2005, 10:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	LOL Thx Fawn.. iw as kinda wondering too.. LOL __________________ ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~

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05-30-2005, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	who is maxine?

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