Three Ducks

**AngelFeather** · 05-30-2005, 11:30 AM

Three ducks walked into a bar.

"Say, what's your name ?" the bartender asked the
first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey ?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want ?" said
Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to
the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name ?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want ?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,
you must be Louie ?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is
Puddles

**AngelFeather** · 05-30-2005, 11:32 AM

**Annie Fawn** · 05-30-2005, 10:37 PM

RTFL! Thats cute!

crow_reza · 05-31-2005, 05:32 PM

HAHAHA!!! that's one of d'em goot ones

**Joe's Dad** · 05-31-2005, 07:43 PM

Dang Crow Reza, where you been?!!! Musta been being held hostage at that gas station in Hardin!!!!! Good to see you post!

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 06-08-2005, 04:48 PM

05-30-2005, 11:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	Three Ducks Three ducks walked into a bar. "Say, what's your name ?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey ?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want ?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name ?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey ?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want ?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie ?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles __________________ ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~

05-30-2005, 11:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	__________________ ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~ Last edited by AngelFeather; 05-30-2005 at 11:33 AM. Reason: wrong place

05-30-2005, 10:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Annie Fawn PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rico, Ga. Posts: 4,719	RTFL! Thats cute! __________________ Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

05-31-2005, 05:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
crow_reza Grass Dance Bum Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tha streets of Crow, by Carpet Mills Posts: 179	HAHAHA!!! that's one of d'em goot ones __________________ Put me in tha rez with crazy N-Dens and I'll survive Put me in tha city with crazy Whites and I'll die

05-31-2005, 07:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Joe's Dad Shhh...I'm watching TV Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: I'm right here! Posts: 8,658	Dang Crow Reza, where you been?!!! Musta been being held hostage at that gas station in Hardin!!!!! Good to see you post! __________________ Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?

06-08-2005, 04:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

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