Sample !!

kitchemanitou · 05-12-2005, 11:35 PM

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Bring Me A Sample Tomorrow

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,

"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.

Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

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tsalagigirl · 05-13-2005, 01:18 AM

OMG!!!!

Was it a pickle jar??

...think about it a second and then you'll get it

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 05-13-2005, 01:23 AM

browneyedgirl0628 · 05-13-2005, 01:39 AM

**Ginger** · 05-13-2005, 02:41 AM

that's a good one thanks!

05-12-2005, 11:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
kitchemanitou Senior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Saskatchewan{swift flowing} Posts: 987	Sample !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Bring Me A Sample Tomorrow A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	that's a good one thanks! __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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tsalagigirl Teen Dancer Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 481	OMG!!!! Was it a pickle jar?? ...think about it a second and then you'll get it

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