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If you love someone....

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....




THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was



Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.



Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.



Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...



Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *



C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;



Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!



Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...



Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.



Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.



Statisticians : (Apte)
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.



Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!



Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.



HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.



Psychologist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.



Somnabulist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.



ERP functional expert
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis



Finance expert
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.



Marketing Specialist
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

MBA
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

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Did You Know?

Blood type and Rh How many people have it?
O + 40 %
O - 7 %
A + 34 %
A - 6 %
B + 8 %
B - 1 %
AB + 3 %
AB - 1 %






Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?


According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?


TYPE O You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakne ss.
TYPE AB Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.


MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:

You Can Receive
If Your Type Is O- O+ B- B+ A- A+ AB- AB+
AB+ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
AB- YES
NO YES
NO YES YES
NO
NO
A+ YES YES
NO
NO YES YES
NO
NO
A- YES
NO
NO
NO YES
NO
NO NO

B+ YES YES YES YES
NO
NO
NO
NO
B- YES
NO YES
NO
NO
NO
NO NO

O+ YES YES
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
O- YES
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO NO


SEND THIS INFORMATION TO EVERY ONE YOU KNOW,
ALONG WITH YOUR BLOOD GROUP INFORMATION IN THE SUBJECT



We'll Go On, After You


We'll go on, after you,
Without you we'll go on,
Though something beautiful inside
Us all has turned to stone.

We'll go on, after you,
Without you through the years
Of pain and raw bewilderment
And brutal, angry tears.

We'll go on, after you,
Without you we will heal,
Though love may labor in the heart
And joy the loss conceal.

We'll go on, after you,
Without you we will grow
Together as a family
That you will never know.

We'll go on, after you,
Without you life goes on,
But neither hope nor happiness
Undoes what you have done.

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The Beauty Of friendship

Friendship is a Priceless Gift,
It cannot be bought or sold;
But its value is far greater,
Than a mountain made of Gold.

For gold is cold and lifeless,
It can neither see nor hear;
And in the time of trouble,
It is powerless to cheer.

It has no ears to listen,
Nor heart to understand.
It cannot bring you comfort,
Or reach out a helping hand.

So when you ask God for a gift,
Be thankful if He sends ...
Not diamonds, pearls or riches,
But the Love of Real True Friends.

wyo_rose

I think your NO's and YES's got mixed up. Kinda lost me there.

But I'm B+ which I always said is my state of mind!

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Don't take life so seriously!
It's not permanent.