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Old 05-12-2005, 12:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Nooooo!!

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty:
he said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her
forever....and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he
cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her
face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be
with you forever.
And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd die...
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~~Freindship Proverbs~~
1. Books and friends should be few but good.
2. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
(Latin Proverb)
3. A good friend is my nearest relation.
4. A hedge between keeps friendship green.
5. God defend me from my friends; from my enemies I can defend myself.
6. Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
7. Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
8. The best of friends must part.Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
9. To have a friend, be a friend.
(Chinese Proverb)
10. The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.
(German Proverb)
11. Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
(Spanish Proverb)
12. The best mirror is an old friend.
13. May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
(Irish Blessing)
14. A cheerful friend is like asunny day spreading brightness all around. ( English Astronomer )
15. THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF SHIPS. THERE ARE WOODEN SHIPS ,PLASTIC SHIPS, AND METAL SHIPS. BUT THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTAINT TYPES OF SHIPS ARE FRIENDSHIPS.
(OLD IRISH QUOTE)
16. The only unsinkable ship is FRIENDSHIP.
17. A friend is one to whom one may pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.
(Arabian Proverb)
18. It is better to be in chains with friends , than to be in a garden with strangers.



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Two travelling monks reached a river where they met a young woman.
Wary of the current, she asked if they could carry her across.

One of the monks hesitated, but the other quickly picked her up onto
his shoulders,transported her across the water, and put her down on
the other bank. She thanked him and departed.

As the monks continued on their way, the one was brooding and
preoccupied. Unable to hold his silence, he spoke out. "Brother, our
spiritual training teaches us to avoid any contact with women, but
you picked that one up on your shoulders and carried her!"

"Brother," the second monk replied, "I set her down on the other
side, while you are still carrying her." -Zen Story


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The Best Things To Give

To your Creator - is devotion
To your Father - is humility
To your Mother - is good conduct
To your Teacher - is obedience
To your Friend - is sincerity
To your Apponent - is tolerance
To yourself - is respect
To your Enemy - is forgiveness
To all Men - is charity
The Greatest Things

The best day - Today
The best gift - Forgiveness
The meanest feeling - Jealousy
The greatest need - Commonsense
The most expensive indulgence - Hate
The greatest trouble maker - Talking Too Much
The cleverest man - One who does what he thinks right
The greatest teacher - One who makes you want to learn
The worst bankrupt - The soul that has lost is enthusiasm
The cheapest, stupidest, easiest thing to do - Finding fault
The best part of one's religion - Gentleness & Cheerfulness

ALWAYS VALUE THESE THREE THINGS:
I. Good Advice.
2. Good deeds done to others.
3. Death: Remembering it at all times.

ALWAYS LOOK AFTER THESE THREE THINGS:
I. Your Parents.
2. Your Teacher.
3. The Laws of the Almighty (to obey them).

ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THESE THREE THINGS:
1. Almighty Allah.
2. His Prophet (Sallallahu.Alayhi.Wasallam).
3. The day of judgment and resurrection (Qiyaamat and Akhirah).

ALWAYS LOVE THESE THREE THINGS:
1. Truth.
2. Good Deeds.
3. Your believe in Allah Ta'ala.

ALWAYS CONTROL THESE THREE THINGS:
1. Bad Temper.
2. Your Tongue.
3. Your Heart.

ALWAYS STRIVE FOR THESE THREE THINGS:
1. Your Prayers.
2. Fight against Injustice.
3. Earn halaal Earnings (Halaal means clean earnings).

ALWAYS AVOID THESE THREE THINGS:
1. Curses from others.
2. Complaints from others against you.
3. Bad duaas (Curses on you).

ALWAYS FIGHT FOR THESE THREE THINGS:
1. Your people.
2. Your country.
3. Your rights.
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