Ten Husbands-Polydarny!!AWAS BOY!!

kitchemanitou · 05-10-2005, 04:18 PM

Ten Husbands

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin".

"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it's going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Happy Tax time!

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 05-10-2005, 04:34 PM

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him! "

tsalagigirl · 05-10-2005, 06:26 PM

I wouldn't mind marrying a stamp collector

siouxper_lady · 05-10-2005, 08:35 PM

A stamp collector.... Oooo Baby, baby!!!

05-10-2005, 04:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
kitchemanitou Senior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Saskatchewan{swift flowing} Posts: 987	Ten Husbands-Polydarny!!AWAS BOY!! Ten Husbands A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" Happy Tax time!

05-10-2005, 04:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him! " __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

05-10-2005, 08:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
siouxper_lady Senior Dancer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Indy -- Varoooom! Posts: 573	A stamp collector.... Oooo Baby, baby!!! __________________ Mitákuye oyásin We are all related

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05-10-2005, 06:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
tsalagigirl Teen Dancer Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 481	I wouldn't mind marrying a stamp collector

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