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Old 05-02-2005, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Stress Diet

STRESS DIET

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss


Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chip topping


Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars


Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That's why I had to pass this on,
I didn't want to risk it!!!!!
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Old 05-02-2005, 03:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2005, 04:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This works for me! I can do good up until lunch. Then it's a race to see how many carbs I can cram in before bedtime!
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Old 05-02-2005, 08:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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this is great
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replace the 4 glasses of wine with 4 cans of beer - and I'm good!
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LOL... Mmmmmmmmmmm cheesecake...
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