kitchemanitou

Bad days happen when...

Nothing you own is actually paid for.

You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific!" And then you remember that you were home by yourself last night.

You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.

The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one has touched it.

Your mother approves of the person you are dating.

You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.

Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.

The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.

Your 4_year_old tells you that it's "almost impossible" to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

Dancing Feather

Rollin- Kiche

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badmaninc

I was thinking you should put us on the list with the Blacks and Hispanics.

little wolf

You got that right!

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