Lifesavers

**Furiously-Fancy** · 04-26-2005, 12:36 PM

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same
kind of lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After
eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit
hers out and yelled "Oh My God!!!! They're Assholes!!"

**AngelFeather** · 04-26-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Furiously-Fancy

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same
kind of lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After
eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit
hers out and yelled "Oh My God!!!! They're Assholes!!"

Ohh man that was funny!!!!

04-26-2005, 12:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
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