What if God had voice mail?

forgivinhrt · 04-24-2005, 04:10 PM

Imagine praying and hearing this:

"Thank you for calling My Father's House, please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for all other inquires"

What if God used this familiar excuse:

"I'm sorry, all the angels are helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order in which it is received."

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in prayer:

* If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1
* For Michael, press 2
* For a directory of other angels, press 3
* If you'd like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4
* Our computers show that you have already called once today
* This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again on Monday after 9:00 am.

Thank God we can call on Him any time day or night! AMEN!

**middle of the sky** · 04-24-2005, 04:19 PM

blackfoot_goddess · 04-25-2005, 01:46 PM

ha ha....no kidding!!!

04-24-2005, 04:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
forgivinhrt Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: not too sure Posts: 285	What if God had voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this: "Thank you for calling My Father's House, please select one of the following options: Press 1 for Requests Press 2 for Thanksgiving Press 3 for Complaints Press 4 for all other inquires" What if God used this familiar excuse: "I'm sorry, all the angels are helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order in which it is received." Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in prayer: * If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1 * For Michael, press 2 * For a directory of other angels, press 3 * If you'd like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4 * Our computers show that you have already called once today * This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again on Monday after 9:00 am. Thank God we can call on Him any time day or night! AMEN!

04-25-2005, 01:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
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