Peckers

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 04-20-2005, 10:15 PM

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable.

The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge.

After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused.

How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 04-20-2005, 10:18 PM

THANX I NEEDED THAT

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 04-20-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Brown Eyed Gurl~

THANX I NEEDED THAT

I think I'm due for an outta state trip!

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 04-20-2005, 11:58 PM

EVER BEEN TO CANADA??

..LOL...I KIDD I KIDD

**Joe G** · 04-21-2005, 12:15 AM

BEG... HOW ABOUT THIS ONE????

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 04-21-2005, 12:18 AM

HAHA

CHECK OUT THE BEAK ON THAT

**Joe's Dad** · 04-21-2005, 12:31 AM

You people are not right!!!

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 04-21-2005, 01:40 AM

**badmaninc** · 04-21-2005, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe's Dad

You people are not right!!!

OMG dude, that's what I was thinking. I'm glad I don't ever get crazy like that. AYE

**Joe G** · 04-21-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc

OMG dude, that's what I was thinking. I'm glad I don't ever get crazy like that. AYE

C'mon BAD! you know you love it!!!

**little wolf** · 04-21-2005, 11:52 AM

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 04-21-2005, 11:53 AM

It's all in the individual mind ... you either go this way or that way with it.

**badmaninc** · 04-23-2005, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by colonah04

C'mon BAD! you know you love it!!!

You know Colonah, it is just wrong for another guy to say that to a guy. LOL.

**Joe G** · 04-23-2005, 03:54 PM

No, no , no...the NDN humor is what I meant....not any other perverted meaning...

04-20-2005, 10:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ta'neeszahnii Techno PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 7,326	Peckers A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

04-20-2005, 10:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	THANX I NEEDED THAT __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

04-20-2005, 11:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	EVER BEEN TO CANADA?? ..LOL...I KIDD I KIDD __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

04-21-2005, 12:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	New 'snag' For Beg!!!!!!! BEG... HOW ABOUT THIS ONE????

04-21-2005, 12:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	HAHA CHECK OUT THE BEAK ON THAT __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

04-21-2005, 12:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
Joe's Dad Shhh...I'm watching TV Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: I'm right here! Posts: 8,658	You people are not right!!! __________________ Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?

04-21-2005, 01:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

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04-21-2005, 11:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ta'neeszahnii Techno PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 7,326	It's all in the individual mind ... you either go this way or that way with it.

04-23-2005, 03:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	No, no , no...the NDN humor is what I meant....not any other perverted meaning...