Tiger and the Irishman...

**nt_inuk** · 04-20-2005, 01:24 PM

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ye".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

"So what are those things, lad?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant."Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything..."

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 04-21-2005, 03:58 AM

**Joe's Dad** · 04-21-2005, 04:08 AM

Goot one!

**middle of the sky** · 04-21-2005, 04:12 AM

thats funny dudette

**little wolf** · 04-21-2005, 12:02 PM

Inuk that was tooooooo dang FUNNY!

**nt_inuk** · 04-21-2005, 07:54 PM

**badmaninc** · 04-23-2005, 05:08 AM

Good one dude.

**nt_inuk** · 04-26-2005, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc

Good one dude.

right on dude

**Lipan ndn** · 04-26-2005, 03:06 AM

that was a good one LOL

04-20-2005, 01:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Tiger and the Irishman... Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ye". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, lad?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant."Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything..." __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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04-21-2005, 04:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Joe's Dad Shhh...I'm watching TV Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: I'm right here! Posts: 8,658	Goot one! __________________ Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?

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little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Inuk that was tooooooo dang FUNNY! __________________

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	thanks __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

04-21-2005, 04:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	thats funny dudette

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badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,037	Good one dude.

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Lipan ndn PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,151	that was a good one LOL

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