Body Talk

**AngelFeather** · 04-12-2005, 12:12 AM

BODY MEETING

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge !!

moon_wolf17 · 09-21-2005, 11:10 AM

i thought that was to funny. lol

**nt_inuk** · 09-22-2005, 02:10 AM

NCheyGirl21 · 09-23-2005, 11:39 AM

omg way too funny!

**andre** · 09-23-2005, 01:17 PM

TRUUUUUUUEEEE!

Not my boss though.

**little bird** · 09-23-2005, 05:33 PM

That's pretty funny!

04-12-2005, 12:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	Body Talk BODY MEETING All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge !!

09-21-2005, 11:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
moon_wolf17 female Grass dancer Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Corn Creek Posts: 37	Funny i thought that was to funny. lol

09-22-2005, 02:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	heh heh heh __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

09-23-2005, 05:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
little bird little bird Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brea, CA Posts: 1,533	That's pretty funny! __________________ "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

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09-23-2005, 11:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
NCheyGirl21 Wife To A Marine Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 675 Blog Entries: 2	omg way too funny!

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andre Cratertot Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Fresh from the fryer Posts: 19,437	TRUUUUUUUEEEE! Not my boss though.

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