Deadly Lingerie!!!!!

**Joe G** · 03-28-2005, 04:30 PM

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to
purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is
shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and
take the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it
on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep
the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a
pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending.

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 03-28-2005, 04:45 PM

HAHAA!!

whatta fool!!

**Kakeeya** · 03-28-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colonah04

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending.

LMFAO Good one C

**little wolf** · 03-28-2005, 07:09 PM

this1ndnchic · 03-28-2005, 07:28 PM

! Some frybread dough on that one huh!

**Furiously-Fancy** · 03-28-2005, 07:40 PM

Goot one C!!

**badmaninc** · 03-28-2005, 11:19 PM

Dude, way I heard it was that the woman was so distraught by having a very honest husband, she committed suicide. AYE, j/k. Good one.

**AngelFeather** · 03-29-2005, 01:00 AM

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**Ginger** · 03-29-2005, 01:25 AM

he should have known better

03-28-2005, 04:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	Deadly Lingerie!!!!! A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and take the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending.

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Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	HAHAA!! whatta fool!! __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

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this1ndnchic ~Coastal Steps~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ~~Seattle area~* Posts: 939	! Some frybread dough on that one huh! __________________ (¯`·._.·`CeDaR RoSe`·._.·´¯)

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badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,037	Dude, way I heard it was that the woman was so distraught by having a very honest husband, she committed suicide. AYE, j/k. Good one.

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Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	he should have known better __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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