Homework gone bad!

**~pathwalker~** · 03-26-2005, 03:51 PM

A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b!tch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, The Sum of Which, is four.

**Joe G** · 03-26-2005, 03:55 PM

but there HAVE been numerous kids stuck for life scared of long division after being unable to fathom what 'GOZINTA' means!!!!!! as in 10 gozinta 100...etc

this1ndnchic · 03-26-2005, 05:30 PM

LOL thats to cute

**little wolf** · 03-26-2005, 10:21 PM

Aw man that brought back memories of when I was 6 or 7!!! Ha ha ha..

*** Cetan Zi *** · 03-26-2005, 10:39 PM

**~pathwalker~** · 03-27-2005, 01:06 AM

This might be a true story...
__________________________________________________ __

MY husband eats alot of cereal and we used to call him "The Cereal MONSTER." Well, one day I got a call from his 2nd grade teacher saying "Did you know that your son is telling everyone that his dad is a cereal killer?"

I fell off my chair LMAO!

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Then I explained it too her, I bet she was pretty freaked out!

**Summer_June** · 03-27-2005, 01:18 AM

lol. ~PW~ thats a good one.

**~pathwalker~** · 03-27-2005, 01:27 AM

And the best part is it's true!!!

03-26-2005, 03:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	Homework gone bad! A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b!tch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, The Sum of Which, is four.

03-26-2005, 05:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
this1ndnchic ~Coastal Steps~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ~~Seattle area~* Posts: 939	LOL thats to cute __________________ (¯`·._.·`CeDaR RoSe`·._.·´¯)

03-26-2005, 10:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Aw man that brought back memories of when I was 6 or 7!!! Ha ha ha.. __________________

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03-27-2005, 01:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	My son's simialar story !!!! This might be a true story... __________________________________________________ __ MY husband eats alot of cereal and we used to call him "The Cereal MONSTER." Well, one day I got a call from his 2nd grade teacher saying "Did you know that your son is telling everyone that his dad is a cereal killer?" I fell off my chair LMAO! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then I explained it too her, I bet she was pretty freaked out! Last edited by ~pathwalker~; 03-27-2005 at 01:09 AM.

03-26-2005, 03:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	but there HAVE been numerous kids stuck for life scared of long division after being unable to fathom what 'GOZINTA' means!!!!!! as in 10 gozinta 100...etc

03-27-2005, 01:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
Summer_June -tradish_hunni.-* Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Six Nations Posts: 1,220	lol. ~PW~ thats a good one. __________________ ~PowWows.com Princess 2006-2007~

03-27-2005, 01:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	And the best part is it's true!!! __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

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