one eyed jack(hope you all like it)

Nas-D-Native · 03-21-2005, 04:02 PM

There was this Pirate and this man talkin....
The man asked the pirate why do you have one wooden leg.
The pirate responds and says one day he fell of his ship and a shark had bitten his leg off.. So the man says oh I see.. Then he asks why do you have a hook for a hand.... The pirate says well one day in battle a man ran by an sliced mah hand right off... The man says okay.. Then he asks why do you have a patch over your eye.... The pirate responds and says seagull droppings.... The man says seagull droppins whats it got to di with this... The pirate says the damn bird crapped right in mah eye and also it was the first time using this damn hook.......

**nt_inuk** · 03-21-2005, 06:08 PM

Craaaaaaazee

but, a goot one

**little wolf** · 03-21-2005, 07:10 PM

03-21-2005, 04:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nas-D-Native Fukkin Hoka Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where ever the 49 ended!!!!!! Posts: 29	one eyed jack(hope you all like it) There was this Pirate and this man talkin.... The man asked the pirate why do you have one wooden leg. The pirate responds and says one day he fell of his ship and a shark had bitten his leg off.. So the man says oh I see.. Then he asks why do you have a hook for a hand.... The pirate says well one day in battle a man ran by an sliced mah hand right off... The man says okay.. Then he asks why do you have a patch over your eye.... The pirate responds and says seagull droppings.... The man says seagull droppins whats it got to di with this... The pirate says the damn bird crapped right in mah eye and also it was the first time using this damn hook....... __________________ Live life hard but 49 harder... or atleast until the next morning

03-21-2005, 06:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Craaaaaaazee but, a goot one __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

03-21-2005, 07:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
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