Beaded_mocs

I was on Indianz.com and i was lookin at that jokes, and i found this cute one.

An Indian man had spent many days crossing Montana without water. His
horse
dies of thirst... he's crawling through the grass certain that he has
his
last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the
ground several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the dirt, and discovers what
looks
to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops an Indian genie! But
this
is no ordinary genie! He is wearing a Bureau of Indian Affair's budget
and
dull gray suit. There's a calculator in his pocket and has a pencil
tucked
behind one ear.


"Well, lad," says the BIA genie, "you know how it works. You have three
wishes."


"I'm not falling for this," says the Indian man, "I'm not going to
trust a
BIA employee!"


"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation and it looks
like
you're a goner anyway."


The man thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is
right.
"Okay, I wish I were on a lush reservation with plenty of food and
drinks."


POOF! The man finds himself in the most beautiful rez he has ever seen.
He
was surrounded by jugs of Rum and platters of delicacies.


"And what is your second wish?"


"My second wish is that I be rich beyond my Chief's wildest dreams."


POOF! The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare
gold coins and precious gems.


"Now you have just one more wish. Better make sure it's a gooder one!"


"I wish that now matter where I go, beautiful Indian women will want
and
need me."


POOF! He is turned into a tampon!


Moral of the Story: If the BIA offers you anything, there is going to
be a
string attached!

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"You know, sometimes it's a good day to die, and sometimes it's a good day to dance."

AngelFeather

LMFAO!!