Two Trees

**Ginger** · 03-16-2005, 07:39 PM

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but,
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says
to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however,
the
best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face...

**nt_inuk** · 03-16-2005, 07:42 PM

dang goot one grl

**AngelFeather** · 03-21-2005, 02:00 AM

dat a good 1 girl!!!

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 03-21-2005, 02:21 AM

LOL...GOOT ONE G!!!

CarMae · 03-21-2005, 02:45 AM

:) LOL. Thats funny!

**Ginger** · 03-21-2005, 12:29 PM

Thanks everyone, I thought it was cute & wanted to share!

**nt_inuk** · 03-21-2005, 03:36 PM

it's still funny

goot one grl

**little wolf** · 03-22-2005, 06:23 AM

Goot one Ginger!

Annit · 03-22-2005, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little wolf

Goot one Ginger!

**badmaninc** · 03-28-2005, 04:52 AM

Coulda said something about getting wood. Good one dude.

**Ginger** · 03-28-2005, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc

Coulda said something about getting wood. Good one dude.

Yeah that would have been funny too.

03-16-2005, 07:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	Two Trees It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Wipe that smile off your face... __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

03-16-2005, 07:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	dang goot one grl __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

03-21-2005, 02:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	LOL...GOOT ONE G!!! __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

03-21-2005, 12:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	Thanks everyone, I thought it was cute & wanted to share! __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

03-21-2005, 03:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	it's still funny goot one grl __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

03-21-2005, 02:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	dat a good 1 girl!!!

03-21-2005, 02:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
CarMae Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 69	:) LOL. Thats funny!

03-22-2005, 06:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Goot one Ginger! __________________

03-28-2005, 04:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,037	Coulda said something about getting wood. Good one dude.

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