Your Driver's License Tells It All

**little wolf** · 03-15-2005, 10:32 AM

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girls asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."

"Ok", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really", the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions young lady, Honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two little friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her." the little girl says to her friend.

"Well", says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and now in shock. " How in Heaven's name did you find that out?

"And", the litte girl says triumphantly, " I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.

"Oh really?" the mother asked "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."

**First Lady** · 03-15-2005, 02:45 PM

that was too cute!

**AngelFeather** · 03-15-2005, 03:03 PM

OMG!!!!

rofl ohhh man hahahhaa.... imma be lafin fer awile on dat on .. LMAO @ F in Sex!!!!

**nt_inuk** · 03-15-2005, 03:08 PM

omg

did you read that ...

**little wolf** · 03-15-2005, 06:14 PM

I got that in an email... thought it was funny and had to share..

*** Cetan Zi *** · 03-15-2005, 06:48 PM

thats a good one...

03-15-2005, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Your Driver's License Tells It All A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girls asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "Ok", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really", the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions young lady, Honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two little friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her." the little girl says to her friend. "Well", says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it. Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and now in shock. " How in Heaven's name did you find that out? "And", the litte girl says triumphantly, " I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. "Oh really?" the mother asked "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex." __________________

03-15-2005, 03:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
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little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	I got that in an email... thought it was funny and had to share.. __________________

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First Lady My Give-A-Damn's Busted! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hunkpapa Land Posts: 931	that was too cute!

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