Funeral Procession:

**nt_inuk** · 03-14-2005, 06:07 PM

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.

Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's.""What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Sparklebeadz · 03-15-2005, 12:41 AM

Hey im next in line for that dog. lmao

**nt_inuk** · 03-15-2005, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sparklebeadz

Hey im next in line for that dog. lmao

alrighty
* hands sparkle a numbered ticket

03-14-2005, 06:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Funeral Procession: A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's.""What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist". Last edited by nt_inuk; 03-14-2005 at 06:10 PM.

03-15-2005, 12:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sparklebeadz Naomi Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 149	Me next! Me next! Hey im next in line for that dog. lmao __________________ I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages!

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