Easter Joke ...

**nt_inuk** · 03-11-2005, 03:54 PM

Three blondes died in an accident trying to jump the Grand Canyon. They are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question.

The question posed by St. Peter is - "What is Easter"?

The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when we all get together, eat turkey and are thankful."

"Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replies St. Peter.

Then he turns to the second blonde, and asks her the same question - "What is Easter?"

The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."

St. Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place; she is not welcome in Heaven.

He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do you know what Easter is?"

The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."

"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.

"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."

St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.

Then the third blonde continues ... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter!"

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 03-11-2005, 05:28 PM

....and she was doin so well...lol

**little wolf** · 03-11-2005, 05:31 PM

And I was thinking

that finally there was one that was going to prove us wrong!

**nt_inuk** · 03-11-2005, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Brown Eyed Gurl~

....and she was doin so well...lol

yup
"was" do'n sooooo good

kitchemanitou · 03-11-2005, 07:54 PM

aaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAH

I was sitting right beside my Blonde Friend!! HAHAHA!
hahahahahhahhahhahhhah!!!!

hahahahahahhahahhahhhhahahaha

haha

ha

ha!

**nt_inuk** · 03-11-2005, 07:59 PM

lmebo

Singing Eagle · 03-12-2005, 01:37 AM

She was going along so good - got me thinking she was a bottle blonde (and really a brunette) - then BAM! Blondie all the way! LOL!

**nt_inuk** · 03-12-2005, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Singing Eagle

She was going along so good - got me thinking she was a bottle blonde (and really a brunette) - then BAM! Blondie all the way! LOL!

doooooooooooon't feel lonely

me too ... it's still got me lmebo ...
*shakes her head

mountaindew · 03-12-2005, 08:28 PM

Your sooooo crazy!!! I thoroughly enjoy your jokes.

AlmostThere · 03-12-2005, 10:38 PM

**badmaninc** · 03-13-2005, 02:09 AM

dude, that was a reallllllllllllllllllllly gooood one.

**nt_inuk** · 03-14-2005, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountaindew

Your sooooo crazy!!! I thoroughly enjoy your jokes.

lmebo ... glad u git a lil' lol too ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc

dude, that was a reallllllllllllllllllllly gooood one..

lmebo .... heh heh heh

right on dude

Quote:

Originally Posted by katezninen

**AngelFeather** · 03-14-2005, 04:50 PM

LMFAO!!!

haahhahah Inuk....

03-11-2005, 03:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Easter Joke ... Three blondes died in an accident trying to jump the Grand Canyon. They are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. The question posed by St. Peter is - "What is Easter"? The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when we all get together, eat turkey and are thankful." "Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replies St. Peter. Then he turns to the second blonde, and asks her the same question - "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place; she is not welcome in Heaven. He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do you know what Easter is?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. Then the third blonde continues ... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter!" __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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kitchemanitou Senior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Saskatchewan{swift flowing} Posts: 987	tansi aaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH I was sitting right beside my Blonde Friend!! HAHAHA! hahahahahhahhahhahhhah!!!! hahahahahahhahahhahhhhahahaha haha ha ha!

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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Singing Eagle An URBAN NDN Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 2,460	She was going along so good - got me thinking she was a bottle blonde (and really a brunette) - then BAM! Blondie all the way! LOL!

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mountaindew Junior Dancer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: South of the Canadian Border Posts: 121	Your sooooo crazy!!! I thoroughly enjoy your jokes.

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