Bungee Jumping In Mexico

**nt_inuk** · 03-01-2005, 11:43 AM

Alice and Bob are Bungee jumping one day.

Alice says to Bob, “you know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."

Bob thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So, Alice jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Bob notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, Bob isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and bleeding. Again, Bob misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up. This time she comes back pretty messed up. She's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, Bob finally catches her this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd. What the hell is a piñata?!"

HAVE AN AMAZING DAY PEOPLE

Leslie Stonechild · 03-01-2005, 08:40 PM

I have a possible relation from Mexico

NCheyGirl21 · 03-02-2005, 10:44 PM

03-01-2005, 11:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Bungee Jumping In Mexico Alice and Bob are Bungee jumping one day. Alice says to Bob, “you know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico." Bob thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So, Alice jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Bob notices that she has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Bob isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and bleeding. Again, Bob misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up. This time she comes back pretty messed up. She's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Bob finally catches her this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd. What the hell is a piñata?!" HAVE AN AMAZING DAY PEOPLE __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

03-01-2005, 08:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Leslie Stonechild Junior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Red Deer AB Posts: 158	Soooo Funny I have a possible relation from Mexico __________________ Where's the Pow-wow at????

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