Blonde & 2 Chimps

**~pathwalker~** · 03-01-2005, 08:08 AM

This one was passed on to me from Morningstar:

A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement
of the crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left over - so we went to the movies!!! Tomorrow we're going to the beach.

**nt_inuk** · 03-01-2005, 11:45 AM

LMEBO

**~pathwalker~** · 03-01-2005, 12:00 PM

I knew you would like that one NT.... I Liked your abc's too.

**nt_inuk** · 03-01-2005, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~pathwalker~

I knew you would like that one NT.... I Liked your abc's too.

^ 5

lmebo

i think i saw them, when i was at the zoo a couple of years ago

Leslie Stonechild · 03-01-2005, 08:33 PM

That one is kinda a groaner! But hey its all good!

**~pathwalker~** · 03-03-2005, 08:09 AM

Aren't they all kinda groaners? If u know one that's not, Please let me know. I love a good blonde joke.

03-01-2005, 08:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	Blonde & 2 Chimps This one was passed on to me from Morningstar: A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left over - so we went to the movies!!! Tomorrow we're going to the beach.

03-01-2005, 11:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	LMEBO __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

03-01-2005, 12:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	I knew you would like that one NT.... I Liked your abc's too. __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

03-01-2005, 08:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Leslie Stonechild Junior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Red Deer AB Posts: 158	Blond jokes yeah! That one is kinda a groaner! But hey its all good! __________________ Where's the Pow-wow at????

03-03-2005, 08:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	Aren't they all kinda groaners? If u know one that's not, Please let me know. I love a good blonde joke. __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

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