03-01-2005, 02:53 AM
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Alibamu & Koasati
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Texas
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The Pig
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling — what should I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his bike is still flashing!" 
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03-01-2005, 08:30 PM
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Junior Dancer
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Red Deer AB
Posts: 158
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Die Pig ...... Die
Sorry a little anxiety when it comes to pigs! Not that I have a presonal history just a family thing I guess!
Good one though! Made me laugh!
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