Don't be offended.....just enjoy the humour!

**nt_inuk** · 02-28-2005, 03:37 PM

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man?

"There's more than one type? Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 02-28-2005, 03:59 PM

LOLOLOL

Nas-D-Native · 02-28-2005, 04:32 PM

two drunks walk in to a bar,
and the started having to good,
of a time, so then they decided to,
call it a night so the first drunk walked out as,
as the other drunk paid the tab, as the who paid,
the tab walked out he seen his buddy beattin the,
crap out someone, as he gets closer he notices,
the person who is gettin beat up is wearing a black and white, outfit then he notices that his buddy was beattin up,
a nun and he goes over and grabs his buddy and asks him,
What are doin? his buddy says see i told you batman wasn't that tough........

Leslie Stonechild · 03-01-2005, 08:47 PM

Hmmmm I fail to see the connection!!!!!!!

Okay but the Masses have Fallen over the Mountains from the Mole Hills to be Upright and staunchy!

heheheheheeheeeee I kill me!

**nt_inuk** · 03-02-2005, 01:57 AM

lmebo

NCheyGirl21 · 03-02-2005, 10:40 PM

lol thats just way to funny

**Ginger** · 03-02-2005, 11:58 PM

Great joke Girl

I'm the Presbyterian type

**nt_inuk** · 03-03-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginger

Great joke Girl

I'm the Presbyterian type

**Apachedumpling** · 03-03-2005, 01:14 PM

purely Baptist here....i go tothe church of Victoria's Secrets

**nt_inuk** · 03-03-2005, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apachedumpling

purely Baptist here....i go tothe church of Victoria's Secrets

^ 5 sista

02-28-2005, 03:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Don't be offended.....just enjoy the humour! What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man? "There's more than one type? Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

02-28-2005, 03:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	LOLOLOL __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

02-28-2005, 04:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nas-D-Native Fukkin Hoka Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where ever the 49 ended!!!!!! Posts: 29	batman two drunks walk in to a bar, and the started having to good, of a time, so then they decided to, call it a night so the first drunk walked out as, as the other drunk paid the tab, as the who paid, the tab walked out he seen his buddy beattin the, crap out someone, as he gets closer he notices, the person who is gettin beat up is wearing a black and white, outfit then he notices that his buddy was beattin up, a nun and he goes over and grabs his buddy and asks him, What are doin? his buddy says see i told you batman wasn't that tough........

03-01-2005, 08:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Leslie Stonechild Junior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Red Deer AB Posts: 158	Nun batman Hmmmm I fail to see the connection!!!!!!! Okay but the Masses have Fallen over the Mountains from the Mole Hills to be Upright and staunchy! heheheheheeheeeee I kill me! __________________ Where's the Pow-wow at????

03-02-2005, 01:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo lmebo lmebo __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

03-02-2005, 10:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
NCheyGirl21 Wife To A Marine Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 675 Blog Entries: 2	lol thats just way to funny

03-02-2005, 11:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	Great joke Girl I'm the Presbyterian type __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

03-03-2005, 01:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
Apachedumpling is hot like frybread!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tucson AZ Posts: 3,245	purely Baptist here....i go tothe church of Victoria's Secrets __________________ Apache jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!!!!! "Insert words of wisdom here"

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